• agalum
    294
    How many Suc state students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    1, and they earn 3 credits for it.

    Did you hear that ice is no longer available at the Hornet cafeteria?

    The senior with the recipe graduated.

    How do you get a hornet off your porch?

    Pay him for the pizza.

    Did you hear that a hornet terrorist was sent to blow up an Aggie team bus?

    He burned his lips on the tailpipe!
  • agalum
    294
    What did the J Street Tech grad say to the UC Davis grad?

    Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?

    What does the average J Street Tech applicant get on his SAT?

    Drool.
  • aggie6thman
    158
    And so it begins!
  • AggieFinn
    418
    New Sac State Slogans:

    "High School Never Ends"
    "Degree? Don't You Mean Certificate?"
    "The Hornet...Because All The Best Mascots Were Taken"
  • ucdavisaggie05
    96
    A Hornet is a glorified mosquito.
  • AggieOutcast
    8
    It's too bad Chico State doesn't have a football program anymore. Maybe its satellite campus down Highway 99 should follow suit. :cry: While they're at it, Sac State should drop back to Division II and rekindle its rivalry with its party, I mean, parent school. :naughty:
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