After great imaginary conversations with UC Davis staff I feel blessed to announce my commitment to continue announcing schools that have offered me football scholarships.

I would like to see some of these players eschew the canned humility messages and tweet something like, "Hey another university just acknowledged that I am good at football" #fakecollegeherestrong

This stuff reminds me of "Bull Durham" when Crash Davis gives Nuke Laloosh (sp?) the exact statements to regurgitate to reporters.